Last week it was reported that a 16-year-old boy got a Nintendo DS box full of rocks in lieu of the real DS his mom intended to buy him. To make it even weirder/funnier, the rocks were wrapped in Chinese newspaper. This was an unexpected incident following his parent's first prank of buying him Guitar Hero: On Tour (without having a DS to play it). We at P2 like happy endings, so good thing Wal-mart actually refunded the price after originally denying them credit!
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Hot on the heels of that incident, came rolling another boulder of a blunder. A guy in Texas buys an Apple MacBook at Best Buy for $2000, but gets home to find out his new computer bricked, literally! Instead of his MacBook, he was sold a paving stone! Now, this customer's situation is yet to be resolved and we're sure it'll be done soon. Or someones gonna get stoned.
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These unprecedented duo of events, sparked my proprietary "theory sensor". I have a hunch that there is a conspiring "Rock Man", not to be confused with the Japanese "Mega Man" (perchance this guy/gal is Chinese). Instead of a hero fighting forces of evil, he's a mineral loving tech-villain, hellbent on replacing the world's game/computer systems with varied forms of rocks. Now I just have to investigate to discover if it's for practical jokes or a greater plan threatening the well-being of mankind. Doesn't sound too crazy I think.
*gets pulled away and constrained in a straitjacket*
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